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My life at Lowe’s

January 22, 2009

Here’s a little run down of what life is like at Lowe’s.

Our department is made up of Three full time people and two part timers.

Team Lead: Memphis(real man is Matthew, and I have no idea why he goes by Memphis)

Memphis is the paperwork/delegater of the department. Standing at 6’1″ and weighing in at around 250, he’s a beast to be reckoned with. He’s a great guy, even if he has a tendency to drop the F bomb every other word. Btw, Memphis is early thirty’s

Sales Specialist 1: Chris. Well, Chris is…Chris. He is 24 and comically full of himself. He and I hold many things in common such as, he and I are the only ones with any real flooring installation background, he did martial arts for 12yrs(and we usually joke about beating each other up), he’s young, and he’s got a great sense of humor.

Sales Specialist 2: Jackie. Oooohhh Jackie Jackie Jackie. Dear Jackie started at Lowe’s as a cashier, and just started working in the flooring department as a specialist about 2months ago. She is our department mother. Whether it’s buy office supplies(out of her own pocket) to sort out the department paper, to shaking her head and correcting us guys when the humor gets out there, she is always ready to learn something knew about flooring product and install(seeing she knows absolutely nothing). For those of you that know my Dad’s side of the family, Jackie is like Aunt Lora.

Customer Service Associate(CSA/Dept Peon) 1: John. John is a good hard worker, and great on the Reach Truck(a forklift with extending arms). He’s 42, and from what I hear has ever gaming station set up in his basement individually hooked up with it’s own sitting area. Though John and I haven’t worked much together, I have a good amount of respect for him, because I know that if my shifts after him the zone will be clean.

Customer Service Associate(CSA/Dept Nooby Peon) 2: Tom!!!!!!!! That’s me! I don’t always feel like I’m every going fit in at Lowe’s, and partially do to the fact that I don’t work full time yet. Now officially trained to run the Counterweight Forklift, Order picker Lift, Reach Truck, Electric Dolley, and all the cutting equipment, I can at least keep up on all the stocking issues and needs of the customers. So far I’ve been designated the brains/info box of the department when Chris isn’t there, and told that the departments never looked this good, or kept in this good of order EVER(by all the people in manager positions). The only thing I fear is that in working so hard, I might never move up to a specialist(since I’m so handy as a CSA).

That’s our flooring department at Lowe’s store 2545.

A bit of humor:

There’s nothing harder then trying to help a mute gentleman pick out a grout color for his kitchen. Or explain installation to a Hispanic who can’t speak English.

Signing out- Tommy D.


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  1. wow… you sure pay attention to detail about people dont you… profiler! šŸ˜›

    Go Nooby Peon! šŸ˜€ wont be long til you are full time, I am sure!

  2. Glad to see that your still alive and working;)

    Your Lil Bro

  3. Finnaly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    im happy šŸ˜€

  4. Good to see your alive and kicking!

  5. you are even on google talk!!!

  6. tommyfuncle permalink

    English my lad!…do you mean “Are you ever on google talk?”. And the answer is “Rarely”. I find that as soon as I log in I end up sitting there for hours talking to dozens of people. So, I stop logging in as often.

  7. No I did not mean “Are you ever on google talk”
    That was a Statement not a question.

    And you can go “Invisible” on the chat



  8. It’s ok to have a comment.

  9. Humm… I feel like singing a song.

    what shall I sing? Shall it be in Hebrew? Lets go shopping! I’m bored today. no homework today.. isnt that just lovely! we should go to the outlet mall and shop.. why do people shop til they drop? Then you can’t enjoy your stuff that you bought.

    < K

  10. QUIT being so smart.. btw. haha. you read way to fast for you own good.
    It may benifit me if you can read fast, then you can do my reading for me hahaha

  11. dude ok. i saw people call you hutch.pshhahaha. what in the world?
    hutch reminds me of a little chubby kid with red hair. not exactly what i would see you as but.. you know šŸ˜‰

  12. Dude why did you delete Super Angels comment?

  13. tommyfuncle permalink

    uuummm….I didn’t. I was wondering the same thing too.

  14. come on dude its like 11:58 and you win the most comments telling you to post award


  15. Not to sound like a broken record but… POST!!!!!!!

  16. tommyfuncle permalink

    I don’t feel like posting, especially when a little boy tries to boss me around šŸ˜›

  17. hmmmm Don’t Post?

  18. Mom permalink

    Hey Tom did you change your email?

  19. Post Seriously

    Your loosing viewers!!!!

  20. Congratulations you now have 20 comments.

    Come on Orange slice post

  21. Tom…You dead?
    …Kicked the bucket?
    …Fallen in?
    …Been flushed?

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