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June 25, 2008

As Wacky Wednesday, I figured it post a few jokes that the whole family could enjoy! After looking at site after site, and joke after joke, I finally picked a couple that I thought pretty funny.

 

One of the funniest things is life is to hear a child miss understand,or miss use a word(or figure of speak).

I”M HAVING A WIFE!

At Sunday school they were teaching how God created everything, including human beings. Little Johnny seemed especially intent when they told him how Eve was created out of one of Adam’s ribs.

Later in the week his mother noticed him lying down as though he were ill, and said, Johnny what is the matter? Little Johnny responded, “I have a pain in my side. I think I’m going to have a wife.”

 

 

Or how simple arguements seem to fumble the proud(or stupid)

IF MY PARENTS WERE IDIOT?

A young woman teacher with obvious liberal tendencies explains to her class of small children that she is an atheist. She asks her class if they are atheists too. Not really knowing what atheism is but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands explode into the air like fleshy fireworks.

There is, however, one exception. A beautiful girl named Lucy has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different.

“Because, I’m not an atheist.”

Then, asks the teacher, “What are you?”
“I’m a Christian.”

The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Lucy why she is a Christian.

“Well, I was brought up knowing and loving Jesus. My mom is a Christian, and my dad is a Christian, so I am a Christian.”

The teacher is now angry. “That’s no reason,” she says loudly.

“What if your mom was an idiot and your dad was an idiot. What would you be then?”

Lucy paused, smiled and said, “Then, I’d be an atheist!”

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2 Comments
  1. That first story is cute 🙂

  2. Amber Armstrong permalink

    love the jokes !

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